I.Type.What.I.Like.'Coz.I'm.DaGueN

4th July 1985........

2009-07-04T19:18:00.004+08:00

Today went celebrate my birthday with my sweetest sweets GF. She treat me to Seoul Garden which i haven't been there like ages i think. We went there in lunch hour becuz, you know, im still in "curfew" which will be off-gone-byebye-tata-titi-tutu in 1mnth plus time. Atfirst not much people around, but then after we cook our first chickensss, amik kau, satu platoon sampai. da crowded da, Apek duduk seblah kita mcm irritating giler. Conversation dia mcm dia jekk laa yang hebat, yang sempurna, yang segala2nya BULLSHIT. Hoi apek, kau da pakai seluar apek baju putih apa brand tah kau beli kat pasar malam and kau pakai selipar toilet pi mkn Seoul Garden kat Takashimaya!? kau ingat ni KEDAI KOPI BAPAK TIRI LAKI POSTMAN KAU EH!? Apek-apek and Nyonya-nyonya table kat depan tu pakai class sikit dari kau, u mata sepet perot boncet 44bulan muka masai!..... geram aku..muka step plak tu tengok2 aku, aku tahu la aku HANSEM.

Den lepas badok, kita pi tengok Transformer kat Cinie.... KIWAK, maout siak criter. MEGAN FOX siol. Robot pon tahu romen2. Tapi aku rasa2 mesti ada part three. Sebab Megatron ckp in the ending part, *this is not OVER* and kalau korang tengok cartoon dia dulu2, pengangkat bodek besi dia, Starscream, main blakang dia. Tapi starscream tetap jahat jugak laa. So, aku rasa part three is about that laa. Ok laa dats all...

And GF pressie me a new Macbeth shoe. Tom Delonge Studio Design.
BEST!Da pakai pon, tu kat gambar.

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Born in the 4th of July

2009-06-16T19:47:00.003+08:00

Few more days and im gonna be older. Can't wait for that big day.
Dad's gonna treat to makan for bday. It's like a celebration.
Its like, THE FIRST TIME EVER IN MY GONNA BE 24 YRS OF MY LIFE.
Anyway, im grateful for that.
And GF, Scotts huh?......LOBSTER!!!!!!!!!!!
ILYSM!
hahaha

Two more months and im gonna be FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Just dont call me or find me on 1st September
I'M NOT AROUND, I'M GOING TO EXPLORE THE NIGHTLIFE ON THE STREETS OF SINGAPORE!
am i saying it right? sounds grammatically wrong.
Am i using the adjective "grammatically" the right way?
Im gonna snap alot of pictures, running ard in the night, screaming at bapoks hanging at Orchard Towers, Go every Clubs in one nite, Shopping!, Midnite Movies!, Snap pics of Drunk Clubbers running naked or acting Matrepish...

So why do i disappear this few months?
Why no updates?
Why oh why?

IM JUST LAZY DATS ALLLLL

Blame it on Chemistry..... My no. 1 enemy...

and damn i cannot upload pics.....

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Travis DaGueN Barker

2009-05-09T19:37:00.001+08:00

My World Idol
Travis Barker

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alah emak kahwin kan akuuuuuuuuuu...

2009-05-05T18:17:00.007+08:00

First thing first,
korang semua stop it eh tanya aku bila nak kahwin!
aku tahu laa aku ni da tua, tapi tak tua sangt per...
masih 23 goin 24 per....
aku kan masih student....
lagik pon aku pikir aku nak kawin time umur aku 30 ah..
HAHA...
ckp pasal tua,
I feel akward laa being the oldest in the class..
so ke abg2-an aku nak kener set aside laa...
nak kener jadik budak2 balik.
Lagi pon, muka aku kan nampak muda...
18-19yrs kan kan kan????
you guys said so haa..
not me...

last fri was the first outing with the crazy bunch.
semua ye2 plan sungguh2 ckp fri klua tengok wayanglaa, ini laa itu laa..
abehtu, 4 org jekk yang turun!!!
Gua nak Taubat ah lain kali plan tak menjadi..
HAiqal lagik best! semlm nyer sms,
*broo, jumpa lu esok ah kat somerset kul satu!!*
*jng semua paitaw sua!*
check check, double check, triple check,
dia yang paitaw....
Moose sea Boat......
Shah plak last minute...
Pfft.

den last sat jumpa sweet2 ladies,
Nana n Yana...
Malu2 sey.......
Go follow them jln2 den go mkn at beach rd..
diorang nak mkn Kway Teow Kuah,
tapi dpt Mee Kuah...
Rasa dia mak ai... masin siol..
Tu mama yang tukang masak nak kahwin lagi per!?
Yana bobal kat tepon ngan anak sedaranya klakar ah.
nak ketawa tapi tahan jek....
but one thing for sure, The world is small rite Yana?...
HAHA...
BLEARGH....

Can't wait for my B'day...
* looking at asila*

Cikgu P.E Hot.....

2009-04-30T17:57:00.003+08:00

Woo sungguh the penat school tis week...
Long time never play captain ball...
HAHA...captain ball..
PE teacher oso play....
Semangat babe gua!!!
Tau tau jek ahhh....

Tomorrow gonna watch a movie with Crazy Bunch.
Hopefully jadi laa
kalau tak boring seh....

Eh, takda idea apa nak update lagik siol...
Dah laa...

Macam nak change layout....

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Urghhhh!!!

2009-04-29T02:31:00.002+08:00

I tought Cough Syrup
make u feel sleepy and
drowsy and giddy or wat..

TAKDA PON!!!!

I feel fresh like I've been
sleeping for AGES!!

And School starts at
8.00 a.m!!

urghh..

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Mad Sciencetist....

2009-04-22T17:33:00.002+08:00

The Crazy Bunch

Outz!

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Mad Sciencetist....

2009-04-22T17:33:00.001+08:00

The Crazy Bunch

Outz!

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kening naik2

2009-04-13T18:37:00.000+08:00

Fuyoohh... tired man today. first day of school. tour sana, tour sini. so damn tired.
we play games like "blow wind blow", "amazing race" etc.....
the best part is that there's only 7 boys in my class, and the rest are girls.
Yeah.... *kening naik2*........
Everybody's frenly and lucy not mats in my class. kalau tak....
PERANG BESAR BABE!!!!!

I wanna go Pangeran one day, maybe in September?
Wats in Pangeran and where the hell is it?
Its near to Desaru, and there's a park there call Triston park.
Its a place where pit bikes lovers can play pit bikes.
No need for a license and if ur a first timer, they give u a short lesson so
that u can play their big tracks. my sis just came back from there 2 days ago.
she said it was damn fun. she wanna go again but dunno when but i'll definitely
go in september.

anw, 2 days ago, i played poker in facebook with a bunch of USA white boys and chicks.
whil playing, they were cursing each othr non-stop for hours. it was funny how they curse each other
like saying "you a bitch nigga" even though they are whites...
yah, they are a bunch of Blacks wannabe... so check dis out yo,
i was so irritated by their cursing and black wannabe so i curse them back saying;
*kepala buto ah korang, hisap bodoh!*
and then suddenly they when silent.....
and one of the guys type this..
*So, we have a MEXICAN here dawg!"

WTF?!?!?!??!?

Im not mexican dumb ass, Im ASIAN..

Is there any mexican u noe with the name Muhammad Hafidz??
Yeah.. stupid wite boy....
wel, i guess he's BLONDE.

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2009-04-06T03:17:00.003+08:00

ONE WEEK MORE

nervous man...

watever.

what if i put durian essence in a coffee, will it taste good? i never try it before but someday i'll try. must mentally be prepare for puking and uncontrollably, long hours shitting. or maybe just add food colouring in the coffee. let say blue. Blue coffee.. wow, dats interesing. never see it before. the only odd colour ive saw is the green tea frappacino from starbucks which taste like soya bean milk shake and i dun even noe if there's any soya bean milk shakes sold in singapore or anywhere in the world. talking about green tea frapp, its a waste for starbucks to make that drink b'cuz one thing, it doesnt taste like green tea, its wierd in color, tea mix with coffee?? wtf wtf WHAT THE FARK?? tea and coffee dun mix. u either have tea or coffee, tea and coffee NOT TEA MIX WITH COFFEE!!. its like mixing COKE and PEPSI. wtv, ok, i admit that somehow greentea frapp taste good, when its COLD. if its on room temp, it taste like (bleargh).

this post doesnt make sense
but

Who Cares Right?

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how the hell whatever shit. bored.....

2009-04-01T01:48:00.003+08:00

The "How" thingy.

How do i cook maggi mee? i put the mee in a bowl, put hot boiling water until the mee floats, wait fer abt five minutes, pour away 3/4 of water which only left 1/4 of water left which looks like theres no water but actually im cooking curry flavour maggi mee which has soup and im not sure wether how i prepare the maggi is consider cooking or what but after pouring away the water i put in the seoseaning powder and stir it an tadaaa....... Curry Flav Maggi Mee.

How i bake my first and the last brownie? me n my sis wanna make chocolate cake. so we bought an instant mix from ntuc. we followed every instruction and we bake it and when the oven make the sound *TingGg!*, we took out the cake which turns out to be flat, not like the picture on the box. we try to slice it buts its kinda sticky but not that sticky, its like soft-hard kinda feeling to it but it look so good that we try to taste it and we found out that we just made a brownie, not a cake, so we pour chocolate syrup on top of it and we ate it all and we got stomach ache the next morning.

How do i make Mango Flav Coffee? I emptied a satchet of 3 in 1 coffe mix into a coffee mug and add in 2 tablespoon of mango cordial and add in hot water and stirr...... It taste coffee with a hint of mango. and of course, he next hour im inside the toilet.

things i learn "inside", how to make Nestum using bread and milk tea. pour 2/4 of hot milk tea in a big mug, put in teared pieces of bread like 4 loaf of bread and beat the ingredients with spoon untill the bread become soft and mushy and gooey. u can put in fruits. Banana is a popular flavour. It really taste like NESTUM or oat meal.

How to make inside nutella. scoop out the whole bottle of skippy peanut butter into a plastic bag. put in 2 scoops of unsalted butter, mash the ingredient, put in melted chocolate, mash it up again and put it back in the bottle. Inside Nutella. Taste Good. Prepare for toilet after 2 loaf of spread.

I love foods. wth, who cares........

as usual
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No pics......

2009-03-26T01:26:00.002+08:00

Why never update.

Some people complain why i never update. its not because im lazy or watever (but 40% is due to lazyness laa) its because of this damn internet connection. whenever i wanna log in to blogger.com, i must wait 5mins and when im in the posting web page, i cant upload pics. there's alot of pics to upload. well, i guess no pics then..

Last Saturday was a "chill by the beach" day at Sentosa with Afad, his cuzz gf's and Afad classmates. its been awhile since i went to sentosa. the last time i went was in Dec 2005. ZoukOut. yeah. so we reach there late, ard 2pm? when we reach there they were lepaking and munching titbits. we played twister, frisbee, bola dayak and beach soccer. it was fun. by 5.3 pm i was out of that place but the rest stayed there till sunset?

and btw, there's this guy who claims to know them but infact, nobody noes him, he's like S.S at there and talk too much, saying how's good he is and talking like its AMERICA in Sentosa wtv shit it is, i had fun talking behind his back. haha. shave da armpit boy! we can see Tarzan swinging from here!.

and i got a small-tiny black stone stuck in my tapak kaki. i realised it when i wanted to sleep at my home. how about that, painless. so i squeeze it out using my thumb and put the stone in a cup and pour water and drink it.

haha. siow. only an idiot will do that. im an ediot. not an idiot. see the diff in idiot and ediot?

i wanna go sentosa again. chill by the beach and all. this time, wait till i get approval for the change of timming.

To Yana B and Daya, Mata Still KEROH????? hahaha.
To NanaSontoloyo, Dah UPDATE NI... hahahaha

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Mabuk Nyaaaaahhh!!!

2009-03-16T01:54:00.002+08:00

aku ni makin hari makin mabok tau. aku tak tahu asal sia. da lah tersalah POST at FACEBOOK. HAHA. sori eh MAKCIK. HAHA. Baru tadi aku ada niat nak pi toilet, so aku letak lappy kat atas sofa tros aku pi dapor laa, skalik tekak pon haus, aku pi refrigerator amik botol air laa, tu takper, aku bawak skalik pi dlm toilet. tu takper, aku bleh tutop sliding door toilet ni. haha. mabok babe. kurang makan ikan kot. asik mkn ayam jek. tadi tengah hari gua mkn spagetti with fried cutlet, mlm gua mkn nasi goreng with popcorn chix, mlm lagik sikit, gua mkn maggi curry ngan pop corn chix lagik. fuyoh. MABOK AYAM. Tapi gua suka ayam siol. Abih nak buat apa seh? Mungkin gua ni kekurangan KOPI kot. Takperlah. atleast ni mabok halal. Mabok haram tak bagos. HAHA. ckp pasal mabok, gua ingat sia lagu dangdut. HAhA. It goes like " mabuk lagi, *????* lagi, ku tak mahu terus bergini" hehe.

Makin mabok makin merepek aku ni.
Tau takper Apisssss!!

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Im the CUTIE. HAHA. How about THAT!.

2009-03-13T03:57:00.002+08:00

This Zodiac thingy i got from my
email.

VIRGO (The One that Waits)
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. CUTE.

SCORPIO (The Addict)
EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Caring..

LIBRA (The Lame One)
Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you wanna mess with... You might end up crying ...

ARIES (The Liar)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud..

AQUARIUS (Does It In The Water)
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out.

GEMINI (Irresistible)
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very Good in the you know where ... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.

LEO (The Lion)
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.

CANCER (The Cutie)
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great telling stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to.

PISCES (The Partner for Life)
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but In a good way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.

CAPRICO RN (The Passionate Lover)
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy.. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to own Gemini's in sports.. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart.

TAURUS (The Tramp)
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth!

SAGITTARIUS (The Promiscuous One)
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with, you might end up crying.

I love being a Cancerian

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2009-03-12T03:24:00.002+08:00

i kinda miss starbucks now. wow. the last starbucks i went was few days ago with ryn n her bf. just the three of us at Plaza Singapura Starbucks. we had fun listening to Careless Whisper. Thank you ryn for that GAY song. Totally me n eez hate it especially when it comes to the TROMPET part. And tell eez Im over it oready, he should noe. haha. when am i goig to lepak again at starbucks? just sit there having my grande mocha frapp, watching ppl doin their thing, talking craps with frens and watch the time flies. a good way to relax my mind off stressfull issues like why am i so dumb, why i am so crappy all th time, why the hell in the first place i took Applied Science eventhough i noe it's tough. and thanksz fiza for the info from ur bro dat Applied Science students are all stengah jagung. I might be like one maybe. HAHA. And now im into shoes. When i have the dough i'll buy one. maybe this time a diff brand. Bday is still long way to go, 4th July. Waliowei. and im turning 24. NOT 22 eh yana. nana pon sembarang eh 22. when i wanna buy ciggie I was ask for my I.C dat day. I look young. so i can blend with my future classmates which probably under 18. HAHA. I can become their "CHONG" eh?.. WILDBOYS. HAHA.. or better still, WILDGEEKS. yeah. Im still aiming that Gold Addidas watch. And i totally forgot about buying a new guitar. dammn. I should buy a new guitar. naahh. shoes come first. and today is the day my fren will be released frm bars. maybe i'll meet him. if he's still the same, im gonna personally poke a large test tube of drugs up his arse. froday going to suntec maybe. got I.T show. see you guys there. or maybe not. hey, at there got starbucks rite?. yah see you guys there. Oasis is coming to singapore and my sis flashed two tickets infront of me. MACAM NAK KOYAK KAN SIAK. anybody wanna go watch movie?. pfft. whatever is in my mnd right now is craps. the post says it all. anw. more craps anyone? let me tell u a joke. well there's dis guy was walking along the road when he stumble upon a rock and cursed the rock and the rock says, ''If you smeeeeeeeellllllllll out wat the rock is cooking". i told u its a joke. i noe, im the joke here. well atleast there's a joke right? u noe joker? batman?.. ring a bell??? ediots. i gt another joke. ther's dis lady walking down the street and den she saw this guy singing to her, " pretty woman, walking down the street," and then the lady say, " im a guy" hahahaha. ok well double crap. Ok i better stop now. dun say i never update. HAHA.( well actually i didnt laff)

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Stop & Stare

2009-03-09T02:14:00.002+08:00

Atlast, you're mine!
I'm going gaga over shoes.
Anw, Lady Gaga is HOT.

This town is colder now, I think it's sick of us
It's time to make our move, I'm shakin off the rust
I've got my heart set on anywhere but here
I'm staring down myself, counting up the years
Steady hands, just take the wheel...
And every glance is killing me
Time to make one last appeal... for the life I lead

Stop and stare
I think I'm moving but I go nowhere
Yeah I know that everyone gets scared
But I've become what I can't be, oh
Stop and stare
You start to wonder why you're 'here' not there
And you'd give anything to get what's fair
But fair ain't what you really need
Oh, can u see what I see

They're tryin to come back, all my senses push
Un-tie the weight bags, I never thought I could...
Steady feet, don't fail me now
Gonna run till you can't walk
But something pulls my focus out
And I'm standing down...

Stop and stare
I think I'm moving but I go nowhere
Yeah I know that everyone gets scared
But I've become what I can't be, oh
Stop and stare
You start to wonder why you're here not there
And you'd give anything to get what's fair
But fair ain't what you really need
Oh, you don't need

What u need, what u need...

Stop and stare
I think I'm moving but I go nowhere
Yeah I know that everyone gets scared
But I've become what I can't be
Oh, do u see what I see...

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Apalah nasib pakcik???!!!

2009-02-27T19:57:00.002+08:00

Few days ago, few blocks away from where im staying, a human jump off from his/her kitchen window. what floor? 4th floor. I dont know if he/she is still alive or not. If he/she lands on her head first, confir laa die. if other ways den maybe half paralyze? If u guys as me why th hell that human jump, I dont know. Because in your mind right dis very instant must be asking why he/she jump right?. I dun noe. and anyway, i dunno if its a suicid or an accident where they wanna jemor the kain and den terslip and den fall or wat laa. but the nyonya who told my sister who den told me that its a suicide. If its a suicide, why 4th storey? why not 14th storey? ok, my block only untill 12th storey. Ya, y not 12th storey den?. could be an accident i guess. whatever it is, i dun care. and anyway, my area is known for suicide cases. my block, theres two already. but that was way years back before i moved here. and now its a popular place for breeding MATREPS. Kecik2 da jln bukak kepak, oh, koe ingat aku ni apa, budak taik ingos eh? steady jek babe skit ari tu aku baru balik kejer, ngah jln isap rokok ah, den dis two budak baru naik, jln pass aku bukak kepak siak. maklom la kalaou korang nampak aku kat luar, aku ni muka decent mcm budak poly. so dorang ingat kan aku ni budak2 KENTAL laa. darah gua up jekk. nak ikot kan, gua da rembat da tu dua budak. tapi kan. tak boleh laa. u noe i noe public donnoe laa tu those yang noe. hahahaha. tapi nak rembat pon pikir dua kali jugak laa, aku tinggal daerah sini siol. tak laa. aku budak baik. Iman kuat. Alhamdullilah. tapi serious ahh, when im typing this post rite, im ANGRY SIA!!. bersabar apis bersabar.....

Tadi gua pi solat jumaat. da balik solat, gua jumpa members gua daerah masjid sana. ngah tunggu members, tekak rasa haus pulaklaa, so gua pon pi laa kat masjid sana beli air, sambil gua ngah choose2 air, skalik ni budak yang tukang jual pekik, "pacik, pacik, Pacik nak air apa?" . gua buat bodoh laa, gua ingat ada pakcik kat seblah gua, skalik dia sound lagik laa, "pacik, pakcik, carik air apa?" teros gua pon tengok muka dia, dia tengok muka gua, gua toleh ke kiri, takda pakcik, tiang kemah jek yang ada, gua toleh kanan, bukan pakcik, budak sekolah jek yang ada, gua tengok dia balik, dia tengok gua blik pulak, dia sound lagik laa!! "pakck nak air apa daa?". gua teros mcm senyap jap. dia panggil gua pakcik? muka gua nampak tua ka? takkan kerana gua pakai baju kurong aruah datok gua, gua nampak tua? ni budak baru umur agak2 dlm primary 4, panggil gua pakcik? gua pon nyayot la, " Air katira ada nak?" dia ckp, "Ada cik! dua dollar", gua pon pass la dua dollar den aik tu air. PAKCIK KAPPA AKU? MUKA DA NAMPAK TUA EH?!?!?!?!. apalah nasib.

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10 loves & 10 hates...

2009-02-22T23:38:00.002+08:00

I think i haven't done this before but what the heck rite? Atleast you guys can know me better.

Here are the 10 things I love.

I love my family. Of coz laa, siapa tak sayang keluarga? Kalau ada yang tak sayang family diorang meh bagi guen sharahan ka dia sikit.
I love my girlfriend, if i have one laa.
I love my GAY BUDDIES n FRIENDS.... without them, i will not be the EDIOT that u guys known me for.. HAAHAHAHA whatever....
I love my GUITARS.... dorang la yang sengsara bila guen ngah stress.. Lagu jiwang bley jadi lagu Blackmetal dok. Nasib baik Amok takda, kalau tak, dia join skali babe.. korang tahu tak sapa Amok?... Dia sejenis biskOt... HAhahah...
I love anything that is in RED and BLACK....
I love Ayam lemak cili padi and Asam pedas ikan pari, kalau ada ladies yang bley masak tu dua kuah, GUA SAYANG SAMA LU AH GIRL!!!...hAhahahahahaha
I love watching Action MOVIES!!!!!....
I love to sebok2 in the kitchen.......
I Love MOCHA FRAPPACINO!!!
I love to CRAP.......

Here are the ten things I hate

I hate this phrase, " All guys are the same". If u open ur eyes and believe in them, they are all not the same....
I hate romantic movies......
I hate flying lipas!!!!!!!... the minute i see them fly, i'll be 2 hdb blocks away from that lipas...
I hate mat2 baru naik. Darah guanaik babe semalam, da laa bola kalah, ngah sort2, skalik ada dua budak ni baru naik, jalan mak ai, bukak kepak besar babe. Kapal terbang yang besr tu Airbus pon kalah wei. Darah gua up jekkk. MATA BIRU PLAAK.. ni laa, nasib baik gua bukan matrep.. gua PUNKREP...hahahahaha.
I hate minah. Although some of them can be quite CUTE but waliow... KENING TAKDA LAGIK TIPIS KAPA??
I hate RACIST........
I hate when the internet connection is lagging, because my guitar will suffer my stressness...HAHAHAHA... Whatever.
I hate motorbikes but i want them......
I hate this song "Barbie Girl"
I hate SOMBONGS.......

These are some but there's more
But who cares right?

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Almost gonna be.....

2009-02-20T23:54:00.004+08:00

Hey hey, its been a while huh ive been gone... but no worries, im still here. I never go anywhere. Just at home doing nothing. Where got go honeymoon?? Siow ah you all! HAhahaha. Well, Im ok if u guys ask me how am i. Wtv laa kan. There's not much topic for me to blog abt because one thing, Im damn lazy and the other thing is dat some are personnal topics that i think should be kept to myself laa. Yeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh. And i still have not enroll for my bike lesen. PFFT. Ikot members pi enroll ada laa. Maybe next month or wat laa. Well, now dat im a student again, i guess i'll be buzy studying or hooking up with cute girls..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH.

GUYS, THEY ARE ALL THE SAME RIGHT? (tired of hearing this SHIT)

Lucky get Simei, dekat jek. Jalan kaki pon boleh. Naik basikal lagik OK. Becak? got or not?
How bout skateboard? Wonder if my skateboard that i gave to my lil cuzz still in good condition.
Anyone up for wakeboarding? gerek babe gua tengok. terbang sana, terbang sini. I miss dirt biking sia... I wanna buy a new BMX bike laa... I want to be active in sporting. Penat sak main bola tadi kat Pasir Ris Sec. WooOhoOO.. how bout rugby? org skeping macam aku bley main rugby tak? ada jek diorang mistake aku ni sebagai tiang goal post....

Ok, aku da start merepek....

P/s : Bebeh, sorry no pics and long post.. you know why rite..Shhhhh

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So much 4 something...

2009-02-19T00:12:00.002+08:00

I'm a Student
Again.

How wonderful is that.
Something to make me smile
right now.

Ok, ciow.

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2009-01-31T13:51:00.002+08:00

*ON HIATUS MODE*

well, who cares right?
HAHAHAHAHA.

will be back crapping when
i wanna to.

well, who cares rite?
HAHAHAHHAHA

Anything,
MSN
or
BEEB.

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BIG SMILE..

2009-01-29T17:12:00.003+08:00

I'M KINDA HAPPY RITE NOW.
(thanksz cuzzie)

a beautiful story gonna happen?
hope so...

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smelling goooooooood......

2009-01-24T20:03:00.004+08:00

Went to town with Afad.
Treat myself a new minyak wangi.
Kenneth Cole - Reaction.
Sweet smell..
Like me.
Im sweet.
HAHA.

Saw alot of cute girls.
WoohOoo!.
Bising per nari orchard?
Org main gendang sana..
Org main gendang sini...
PFFT.

I still miss the Egg-Tarts..

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2009-01-21T20:12:00.002+08:00

GrandDad pass away yesterday ard noon. Haisz..
i was so shocked upon hearing the news from my mom yesterday ard 8.pm.
after hearing the news, i somehow smell his familiar minyak atar twice in the house.
the scary thing is dat, Im alone. woah....
memories of my childhood time suddenly came back to my mind.
especially with my grandDad...
Since Pri 1 to Pri 6, I'd been living with both my aruah datok n nenek at Pasir Ris.
yeah, suddenly i miss those times. My grandDad will bring me to Pasir Ris Park to spend time together. sometimes he will grab his bicycle and i tompang him and we pecot to anywhere his leg could cycle to. Well, It's time for him to go.

Eventhough we're seldom see each other,
Ur cucu still loves you.

Semoga Allah s.w.t merahmati roh kamu
Al-Fateha

Haiszzz

2009-01-18T20:46:00.003+08:00

Ok, done applying school.
Hope I'll get it.
And one day,
I'll be a film director?
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

WHATEVER.

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2009-01-17T19:35:00.003+08:00

Today was fun.
Im happy oready .
Outing with Zul & Lan.
And Im happy that everybody's happy.
Now i can smile once again and forget abt everything.

There's only one thing that i need to complete my happiness.
Cagiva Mito.
My New GirlFriend

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Goodbye good times...

2009-01-16T22:34:00.004+08:00

Today's the last day im working for Sigma-Aldrich.
Due to some circumstances, a lot of workers
needs to be cut-off and im one of them.
now its back to square one.
i hate looking for jobs sia.
i wanna study back but my heart said
not to, money come first.
well, you got to do wat you got to do.
but i made new friends
along the way.
Fazlan,
Zulhairi.
now they on the list of my
new gay buddies.
The PunkRawker, The Gym Addict, The Sweet Guy, The Blur Sotong
and im the Preserver.
Thats wat my name stands for.
And ofcos, The Listener.

Why do birds fly away when we are nearing to them?

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tired but not giving up...

2009-01-15T21:30:00.002+08:00

Busy kapper gua nari, check sana, check sini. Kira sana, Kira sini. PFFT..
Nasib baik halfway to the ground jekk... kalau tak rabak babe.
i look fatter sia in this pic. da naik babe weight gua.
apertak, lunch asik makan nasi, ayam, sambal goreng and bagedil.
fuhyoohh..sedap babe....da start lapar balik ni...
gua kirekan boleh jadi poster untok kerja gua kan.
pose sana, pose sini. nasib baik tak kener tangkap.
kalau tidak, gua kener pose muka kat big boss..haha... wtv.

Halfway thru there.

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Where have you gone?

2009-01-14T21:17:00.003+08:00

WHY AM I SO FUCKING ANGRY RIGHT NOW?

although im smiling, im hurt inside.
although im quiet, i have a lot of things to say.
well, you wouldn't want to hear it anyway.
what should i do?
i guess i'll just keep quiet for now.
or rather,
i'll keep on continuing to be quieter then ever.
don't want to hurt anybody,
but im hurting myself.
but then again, i feel like i wanna
smash people faces but im not stupid.
this is why i don't wanna be angry.
i need to sign myself up
to
those angry management programs.
HAHA
what the fuck.

fuck this, fuck those, fuck that,
fuck the people who are destroying lives in Gaza,
fuck those who are to blame for every war that had been
or
is on going now.

FUCK EVERYTHING

and i dunno what im angry for in the
first place.

Me and Shahnan starting a Melodic Punk Band soon.
Any of you guys have friends that
are into punk and
play bass guitar and good at vocals,
tag me.
BTW,
Who Cares Right?

*maybe its just the donuts*

Craps by DaGueN 36

Bleargh.....

2009-01-13T22:32:00.003+08:00

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Buzy with Cagiva...

2009-01-12T21:04:00.003+08:00

What a day man. I was so freaking buzy today and there was no time for me to check my cellphone and smoking break was like going to pee. whatever. shortage of manpower, dats why. but it has always been like this since the first day i started to work there, but then again, im use to it already. so no probs. so while i was doing my thing, i was thinking of going back to school. uh-huh. school. tot of going ite but, i dont noe laa, or maybe private dips like mdis, or shatec. costly though but its for the future rite?. somehow or rather, im thinking of money rite now, and yeah, schooling is at the back of my freaking mind rite now and money is protuding out of my eyebalss going *kaching!*. haha. i really dun understand what im typing. but then again, WHO CARES rite?... one of my favourite words.. haha....and again, WHO CARES rite?...pfft. So my next plan for next month is enrolling for myself a bike lesen and hoping to save money till i have my lesen to get my hands on that bike...ohh Cagiva Mito.......

My New Found Love

Anyway, this is one nice song huh?

Here are the lyrics

You were the only face I'd ever known.
I was the light from the lamp on the floor,
and only as bright as you wanted me to be.
But I am no gentleman, I can be a prick,
and I do regret more than I admit.
You have been followed back to the same place
I sat with you drink for drink.
Take the pain out of love, and then love won't exist.

Everything we had, everything we had,
everything we had, everything we had
Is no longer there.

It was the only place I'd ever known.
Turned off the light on my way out the door.
I will be watching wherever you go,
through the eyes of a fly on the wall.
You have been followed back to the same place
I sat with you drink for drink.
Take the pain out of love and then love won't exist.

Everything we had, everything we had,
everything we had, everything we had
Is no longer there, longer there.

Well, you saw for yourself, the way it played out.
For you, I am blinded.
For you, I am blinded, for you.

I am no gentleman, I can be a prick.
And I do regret more than I admit.
You have been followed back to the same place
I sat with you drink for drink.
Take the pain out of love, and then love won't exist.

Everything we had, everything we had,
(you have been followed, you have been followed.)
everything we had, everything we had.
(you have been followed, you have been followed.)
Everything we had, everything we had,
(you have been followed, you have been followed.)
everything we had...

I'll be with you wherever you go,
through the eyes of a fly on the wall.

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Fall for the ground...

2009-01-12T07:14:00.002+08:00

By the time you guys read this post,
I'll be half dead.
Today will gonna be the worst day
because our manpower
has been reduced and loads of shipments
will be delivered.

See the above picture?
I'll be on the floor by the time you read this post.

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And We Hate Girls......

2009-01-11T11:50:00.005+08:00

Shahnan & Afad

They are the one that pick me up
when i fall,
They are the one who correct me
when i'm wrong,
They are the one who make me laugh
when i'm down,

A punk rocker
A gym maniac

And we hate GIRLS.

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2009-01-09T20:36:00.002+08:00

Yeah somehow i feel better rite now. Thanksz Ladiesssss..

Someday we'll hangout ok ladies.......
But not now......

I've beginning to sound gayish sia..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

WHAT THE FUCK!

Okay, I just gt my N-Level results...pfft.
What the hell are they doing in prison? Im released god dammit! NOW MY HOME IS AT TAMPINES LAA.... NOT KAKI BUKIT WOI.... they are one god dammit lazy arse and kept talking about yellow ribbon project. okay i noe they turn me into one diff daguen and i appreaciate dat alot but still they're one god dammed lazy arse. u request for something today, u'll get it next year..pfft. or worst, they fergot about everything u request because they just hate to see ur matrep face every single freakig day of their freaking lame job. well, some are nice though, usually the newbies. watever it is, this is wat i get for my N.

English Lamguage Syll A 3
Mathematics Syll A 2
Science (Phy/Bio) 3
Principles of Accounts 1
Malay 4 <<>

Okay, im out of juices wat to crap abt....
Since my blog readers are ladies,
I love you Ladies..

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH.....

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friends, love and family....

2009-01-08T20:41:00.004+08:00

friendhips. im so moody right now. i don't know why or maybe because theres not much work today and it's so fucking boring if there's nothing for you to do in the warehouse. yeah, sometimes i complained that work was like hell or watever. but truly, it is so fucking boring. but lucky my fellow workmates have the same crazy brain as me. we ended up making jokes of anything that walk pass us or anything that crossed our minds. we talk about frienship issues and relationship issues too. its good to have alot of friends but there are some pro's and con's too. some can be trusted and some cannot. some will stay with you and some will go. some will make u happy and some will make you sad. to be honest. i don't have dat alot of friends. most of them are just hi-byes. but i treasure every friends that i got right now eventhough if they're starting to be enemies because i love my friends.

relationships. hell, im not so romantic. i dont how to be romantic. but im jealous with my friends who are in relationships. whenever i chill out with them, they talk about their woman and all and i'll be there just listening to their stories. and when im too quiet, they ask me why don't i get myself a woman and i just tell them that falling in love is the hardest thing for me because when i fall for that woman, it will be her and her only and if im rejected, only god knows how i feel and thats why im still single. what about my ex's? of all my ex's, only one that i had fall in love and that was back in the school era. what about the others? im not sure if its love or like.
And yeah, i am falling in love and yeah, maybe tk terbalas. But im happy that i finally could feel, the feeling of falling in love again. And to whom it may concern, yeah, somehow i feel that we're diff. but i stick to my words. you'll never be replace.

family. how i really wish that everything will be back to normal like how a happy family should
be. sometimes i wish that wanna be lock up forever behind bars so that everything that that make me down will go away. but thats the most stupidest idea ever. but yeah. how i wish. i miss those days going to overseas trips with a complete family even if its just our neighboring country like johor or just going out to Orchard road and have dinner at swensens. i miss mums cooking. yeah, the most. i miss those times whereby if i could smell Bvalgari perfumes from miles away, my mum is walking down the corridor, coming home. now what do i smell? nothing. now we're apart and i feel like she's a stranger from nowhere. and i know that mum and dad will nt be together again. but im grateful that they are still alive and kicking..haha...

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2009-01-07T20:30:00.000+08:00

What day is it?
And in what month?
This clock never seemed so alive
I cant keep up and i cant back down ive been losing so much time

Cause it's you and me and all of the people
With nothing to do nothing to lose
And it's you and me and all of the people
And i dont know why i cant keep my eyes off of you

What are the things that i want to say
Just arent coming out right
I'm tripping on words
You got my head spinning
I dont know where to go from here

'Cause it's you and me and all of the people
With nothing to do nothing to prove
And it's you and me and all of the people
And i dont know why i cant keep my eyes off of you

Something about you now
I can't quite figure out
Everything she does is beautiful
Everything she does is right

'Cause it's you and me and all of the people with nothing to do
Nothing to lose
And it's you and me and all of the people
And I don't know why, I can't keep my eyes off of
You and me and all of the people
With nothing to do nothing to prove
And it's you and me and all of the people
And I don't know why, I can't keep my eyes off of you

What day is it?
And in what month?
This clock never seemed so alive

stoning, stoning, stoning........

2009-01-07T07:21:00.006+08:00

At this point of time,
I feel like i wanna sleep
and dream that i went to work
instead of going to work in reality
just going to werk in dreams
but still get the pay.

Damn Im Stoning.

if you would just open your eyes
and give chances.

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Im loving Adidas

2009-01-06T22:19:00.002+08:00

Treat myself this shoe but in
Green and White.
Takda black and red...
Simple and nice..

I WANT THIS COLOUR!!!
ergghhhhhhhh.....

NVM..

Online shopping here i come...

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We'll be there

2009-01-05T07:22:00.001+08:00

"Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather is one of those things that give value to survival."
- C. S. Lewis

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Screaming Babies

2009-01-02T22:01:00.003+08:00

Today was crazy......

When i step into the warehouse, i was shock to see the bottles and cartons and boxes and drums scattered everywhere in the warehouse. Hell at first sight. yeah. at that point of time, my mind was like playing with me, making illusions. those bottles and cartons and boxes and drums turns into screaming babies like in the hospital where they put screaming babies and their mums crying n smiling outside the room while their father was crying looking at their wallets and pockets. yeah, those babies are screaming at me *paaaaccckkk meee, paaaaccckkkk meeeee!* ArrgGGhhHHhhh!!! then suddenly, out of nowhere, new shipment came in n more screaming babies needed to be pack.....ARGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My mood today was kinda up-down-up-down and im waiting for it to go in circles and dats when i noe im going crazy so dat i dunnit to layan my bad mood n jus tagged along my crazy mood which me n my workmates have something in common. HAHA. wtv. we have dis stupid yet dirty idea of naming ciggies. we call ciggies "bodek". pardon my language but bodek is not a vulgar word, its a not sompan word. so whenever we wanna smoke we say, * amcam sap bodek per?*, *koe peh bodek menthol sebatang, nanti aku ganti kau aku nyer bodek menthol*, *bodek brand L.D. sedap siol*, HAHAHA,, yeah...

But we're not gay though, uh-uh, no way, not in a million years. eventhough if Elton John is the last human being on earth left and somehow im stuck with him and theres a task for me to mate with another human being, HELL NO!......haha.

Its just the beginning of 2009 and i feel like its june oready. i really2 wish i could pause the time.
so dat i could really2 understand wats going on.

Peace and Love
Save the world
Its our mistake

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The First....

2009-01-01T15:35:00.002+08:00

First meal : 4 piece of Wholewheat Bread
First Drink: Mango Syrup
First Ciggies: L.D Menthol
First Sms : Zyy.yorc
First Call: Zyy.yorc
First Bath: Like later..HAHA
First Msn: Zyy.yorc
First Berak: Like later oso...
First Woke up: 1 pm
First sleep: 1 am plus?
First place to go out: Probably work tomorrow morning
First Website : You tube..
First think in my mind: Aprilia RS 125... wOohhOooo
First attire : Half naked.
First Disgusting thing that ive done : Dig my nose.
First not disgusting thing ive done : wash my hands after digging my nose.
First view: TV.
First Show: Marina Bay Countdown.

There are alot of things but i forgot.
Well, watever....

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2008-12-31T17:58:00.004+08:00

Ah, few hours more to go and its hello 2009!. while i was at work just now, my mind suddenlly went back to the past and i realise how much stupid things i had done. well, there are some good things laa. of cos, theres sad things too. i lost my best sec friend and grandma. actually there's nothing much too see in this 2008 for me because ive been spending my time behind bars since February 2006. i regretted every single mistake ive done. how i wish i could turn back the time and just walk off from thet place and just run away. but i met new friends lately and im happy with dat. dun wanna lose animore friends.

i hope 2009 will be a good year for me and hope everything runs smoothly. its time for me to find back the things that ive lost and discover new things along the way. babes, the old me is dead and gone. this is the new me, the better me. at 12.01 a.m, a new story will be written.

Im not gonna post a long post, im not good at it. Well, Happy New Year guys, for every mistakes ive done, im sorry. have a great day today partying. wish you all the best for 2009.

This is The End
DaGueN 36

2008-12-30T22:00:00.000+08:00

I HATE NEW YEAR
(2009 only..)

The rockstar

2008-12-27T21:06:00.002+08:00

HAhaha, just wanna share with you guys this clip
of me playing my guitar.
Behind the camera is my Lil sis.
Ni dua2 anak monyet dah takda
kejer kan,
CAMERA jugak jawab nyer.

Aniway, i dunnoe wats dis song is,
I heard my fren played it before.
But its not the right chords, all
the way i hantam.
HAHAHA

Them.....

2008-12-27T19:57:00.005+08:00

Went to town today to meet my gay buddies. Have alot of fun today window shopping at wisma and heeren. Today town was not so packed compared to the recent days. Well, its the town, there's always alot of ppl. pfft. So while i was strolling, i was thinking what was it like at night time?. Stupid rite?, its been a long time sia never leypak at night. I wish somehow that this stupid plastic, leg hugging, itchy tag would dissapear sia, and i can leypak untill morning like nobody business. Sometimes i have the urge to take it off. BUT, im not that stupid. Its really hard to live my life with this things around. It affects me alot in many ways. Anyway, I was trapped by the RazorTv crew at Heeren just now. And they want me to make a Live New Year wish that will be aired at their website or sumthing.Its under the Big Day Out at Heeren. I was so freaking malu. But hey, gua rock babe. So I give them wat they want.

Next Sat will be probably be a movie marathon with my gay buddies and browsing for a watch.
A promise is a promise. Till then Thank you for everything and good nite..

2008-12-27T13:31:00.002+08:00

This is getting harder than i tot it would be. I feel like im being cursed or something. i want these to workout but it seems to fade away. i don't knoe wat i've done wrong and i hate to not noe wat i've done wrong. im suck at these things and im trying hard to not to sucked at these things. yah, maybe i've been cursed. so much for the signs and all. but fuck it all for all i care, im not giving up.

Im not giving up

2008-12-26T20:20:00.001+08:00

I hate this feeling right now

2008-12-25T21:36:00.002+08:00

Fuck man. Tomorrow working sia. whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!?!??!?!?
Tomorrow suppose to be a holiday for Panalpina's but for Panalpinians who work under Sigma-Aldrich will be working on Boxer Day. DAMMIT....
Haisz, the boringness is haunting me again right now, nothing to do sia.
I dun even have a single idea what to blog about and when im typing this post my mind was like, *BLANK*
Thats the thing about me, even though my mind is totally blank right now but my fingers are typing this post which doesn't make any sense or whatever. If any of you guys who is on my reading list and wanna borrow my mind for awhile, you'll be killing urself in the next 10 mins because my mind is so boring. Anyway, how can you swap minds sia?.. Hafidz, stop it eh, koe da start merepek tao. Ok right, as Im typing, Im looking around my Computer desk and I have found an eraser that is covered in thick dust. I bet that eraser was there from 1999 or something sia. Yup, my desk is messy like nobody business. There's wrapper here and there, books and more wrappers on top of it, and i tink my keyboard is the dirtiest. But really, I heard that keyboards are the most filthy, dirtiest thing of all things in ur room. Whatever happen to the the dustbin? i tot they are the dirtiest? keyboards? pfft.

Sorry for the post, I tink is the most crappiest post ever. Hey, thats me, Im crappy. So they say they can type watever they like because its their blogs right?.. ya.

Realmente lo voglio sapere che quando sono con voi, sia il tipo più felice nel mondo.

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Penaaat Babe......

2008-12-22T20:43:00.002+08:00

Wah, nari penat banget sunguh sunguuuuuuuh........
sebelum lunch tak banyak kejer abih satu2 semua mata stoning. Rupa2nya, satu2 semua buat benda yang sama the day b4, BERGANTONG... HAHAHA..
Tapi shipment dtg ah, cumer sikit jek... Then teros boss ckp maybe ptg datang sebab ada barang belum sampai lagik, so kiter2 semua harap2 barang tu dtg esok pagi ah. Den kiter pon ada pack yang apa yang harus di pack n sambil msg2 kt hp sampai lunch. Wah, part lunnch semua segar sebab da lapar nak mampos. So kiter beli mkn laa, guen order nasi, ayam goreng, sambal goreng crab stick sambal, kuah lemak cili padi n honeydew juice.. SEDAPP BABEEEEEEEEE...

DAbis mkn, kiter2 pon lepak2 at luar isap rokok semua laa, ada bergantong skejap. Miss suara laa konon...hehe, Mat2 jiwang2, tak paham aku. Den ard 1.15 pm, kiter masok balik kejer. Masih takda kejer so satu2 start stoning rabak giler nyer, mcm nak TIDO PAT TOILET SAK, TURUN KAN SEAT DEN SANDAR BADAN KAT WALL mcm gitu. Den tetiba, ard 4.00 pm, shipment datang. ha Kau, Satu2 terOs segar sak. Segar bukan kerana ada kejer, Segar kerana BERLAMBAK SHIPMENT... Kiwak!!!.. PENAT PER AKU NARI!!!!!

Macam ROBOT sak aku tadi, aku raser aku lebih hebat dari robot ah. Robot kalau kejer tempat aku nari ponmesti KOMPLAIN nyer.. Rabak siOt... a'ah rabak sak! Den boss start memekak sebab buat kejer pelan, EH MUSIBOT!, PACKER ADA DUA JEKK LAA, SHIPMENT DTG MCM BAZAAR GEYLANG KOE TAK NAMPAK KAPPER??? CERMIN MATA PoYTEK KOE BRAPA DEGREE? Ketiak hangus betul.....

Abih kan, ada satu chemicle ni kan, BAu dia naaAAhhh, Bulu idong Gugur siol kalau Hidu. Bulu mata putih sak, taik hidOng hangOs babe.. Kelat sak... Aku takbley angkat aku terus cuci tangan siol. SAna mcm2 bau ada la...

At last, kerana aku balik pukol 6, members yang O.T take over aku. Alah, benda da nak dkt habis pon..pfft...
Da itu jekk laa apa yang happening nari......

*proOtz*

Im Yours

Craps by DaGueN 36

Dammit!!!

2008-12-21T23:40:00.003+08:00

Singapore 0 Vietnam 1

Buat penat aku jek tengok.

You guys know any Vietnamese?
I promise I treat him/her NICELY

*eVil LaugHs*

Can't wait for the holidays.

Craps by DaGueN 36

Sucks

2008-12-20T20:37:00.002+08:00

Everybody's out today
and I'm stuck here browsing
the web, smoking, eating,
rocking my guitar
and sometimes,
NOTHING
..
.

Thank you you
little piece of black cheap plastic,
legg hugging, irritating, itchy, bulky,
spoil tag!
..
.

Hey, I just realise
I got a
Webcam!
haha..

Wanna see me dance?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

I'm trying hard to play my game...

Craps by DaGueN 36

Dictionaries....

2008-12-17T20:23:00.003+08:00

I ate a chocolate log cake at my work today and it taste so good that I forgot I got tons of local shipments to do. I don't know why my boss brought the cake for but maybe it has something to do with X'mas because Christians who celebrate X'mas have log cakes in their home. Since its free and look oh-so-delicious, I grab a slice of it and masticate it slowly, working the chocolate fudge in my mouth, Oh dammit, I'm hungry again....

I don't know why but when my friends or myself talk about food, my stomach growls and suddenly I'm hungry, even though I just ate before or watever, I will get hungry again if the food topics is spoken or heard within my hearing radar. And the best part is dat no matter how much, big, blardy hell big or bigger than any big words that is in the dick's<<<>>>, I will not get FAT!. Thats the beauty of my body.....

Talking about dictionary, did you know that in the English Country, the other name for dictionary is DICK's? haha, My teacher told me dat back in "The School".

Mdm Kat: Hafidz, would you be kind and pass me that dick...
Hafidz: ????????????????
Background students: ??????????????
Mdm Kat:??????????
Hafidz: Ma'am, pass what did u say?
Mdm Kat: Oh, im sorry, *giGgles*, What I meant is the dictionary. Im so sorry. Anw, when i was back in Britain, they call dictionary, dick's. *giGgles again* so I kinda stuck with it.
Hafidz and background student: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(Hafidz walks to the cabinet and grab the dictionary and pass it to teacher)
Hafidz: Here's the dick that u request ma'am...
(Everybody laugh, HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH)

Memories.......

Craps from DaGueN 36

Bingit and Clueless TagBoy

2008-12-15T20:23:00.003+08:00

Nari gua bingit babe, GUA TAK BLEY TAHAN AH!
Pasal tak chop kener marah. TAK CAKAP PER KOE KAT AKU SURUH CHOP!
KOE INGAT CHICKEN CHOP PER!?
Da tu takper, dah marah teros slow talk...
maklom laa.. BADBOY..hahahahah
itu takper, lepas lunch..MENGAMOK LAGIK BABE!!!
Ni pasal catalog tak deliver.. PADAHAL AKU DA LETAK DLM KOTAK LAA SIAAL!!
anw, kiter peh email kat kejer kan is >>>example>> daguen3606@SIAL.com
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!
ok back to crapping...
ADA hati surOh aku check balik stock...
ada 19 jek tinggal, tu org nak 20..
lagik bley tanya asal 19 jekk..
SEBAB AKU DA HANTAR BELEN 2o LAA deb the belen is 19 LAA!!!!!!
ACTUALLY ADA BANYAK LAA!!!
dah tu...
aku kener pack 59 KOTAK!!!!
terkejot aku tengok D.O..
PECAH BABE!!!!!!
PECAH PEROT!!!!!..
tak kene mengene siak...

I hate mondays...
But when gaji falls on mondays,
I LOVE MONDAYS

*************

If you ask me what
do I see in the future,

a beautiful story

-__-

2008-12-15T07:12:00.003+08:00

Makcik, I noe wat u wanna do and if
u do wat u wanna do
Im so gonna
hate u
sia.

sayaaaaang makcik, jng buat k?
HAHAHAHAHAHHA!

wOoohOOo

2008-12-12T20:16:00.004+08:00

Yesterday at work, i wore a space suit and i posed in front of my colleagues.
Its not a spacesuit laa, Its a suit to protect you from chemical spills which is hazardous.
Its fucking hot wearing that suit because beside the suit, i wear jeans n polo-t inside and by the time i wear the full face mask, i sweat pacific ocean sia. Then my assistant Manager took pictures of me, for dunno wat laa. So i pose laa, and they were all laughing at me, even my manager. But before the wearing-the-suit-and-pose event, we went to our Office building to watch a clip about Safety Issues. We watched the vids in a meeting room that looks like any other meeting room in some movies that looks chic and classy and watever. So me and my frens pretended that we are some Mafia or something. It was hillarious. The only thin is dat, we speak Singlish rather than the Italian accent. Our instructor tries to be a comedian but fail because his face looks like being smacked by a frying pan and his jokes were lame that even the classic knock-knock jokes is more funnier than his jokes.

Knock-knock
whos there?
pan
pan who?
PANTART!

yeah, that joke above there, is funnier than his jokes....

Im cruel u noe....

Tot today i work but turns out Im not because half of the stock had been checked. So I occupied my time by going to Zyy Sis Wedding Ceremony . Ribot per org, haha, mat2 moto pulak tu. After dat we lepak japs with her frens. Funny ones too. Then 6 plus cabot naik cab...

Nothing interesting to blog about...

Hold hands?

2008-12-12T07:25:00.003+08:00

Has fate finally answered my
questions?
Or is it just me falling
day by day...

2008-12-09T21:37:00.003+08:00

Love is beautiful
ain't it?
yet it's
complicated..

Craps by DaGueN 36

2008-12-09T20:41:00.003+08:00

Take my hand, Let us walk in circles...
for there's nowhere we could go....
Our minds are blanked by the thoughts
that linger from the very first day....
It takes one to lead and one to follow...
to walk a new path...
So we will not walk in circles again.....

The End.

Craps by DaGueN 36

2008-12-07T22:50:00.002+08:00

Lately, there are alot of questions that have been stuck in my mind, just waiting there for myself to answer it, or maybe with the help of someone to answer it. Or maybe I just let fate to answer it.
And everyday there will be a new question pops out of nowhere in my mind and each one of it links to another. Well, I'm sure it happens to other people too. And hell, who cares right?..

Today, I went to Kallang Leisure Park to catch a movie titled "Sex Drive" and it was a hilarious movie. The story line is the same as Euro Trip but with a different twist. It's M18 for sure with a lil bit of brief nudity. Duuh?! don't u read the title??

For the first time, I was asked for my Identity Card to check whether I'm below 18. I was like "WhaaaaT!? o_O, and i told the cashier, " waahh, tak pernah aku kener mintak IC kat wayang.." , den the cashier goes, " awak nampak muda..." hehe, i told u i look yOung....

Then I was wondering if buying the Cheesy Nachos Combo needs an Identity proof or something. Turns out, NOT..hahah...watever...

But the cashier is pretty sey....

Alot of girls smile at me today. I dunno why..
hehe....* start ah nanti dektu*

But seriously....Im an adorable irritating-in-the-ass-Ediot.
and I'm looking for one adorable-irritating-in-the-ass-Ediotess to fufill one of the unanswered questions...

Cut and Paste these form below and email to me.

Name:
Age:
Sex: (ofcos laa must be female)
Address:
Occupation:
Hobby:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH......bye

2008-12-04T00:11:00.002+08:00

I have learn a new major lesson
that
REDBULL+MILO=GEZILLION OF TIMES GOING TO TOILET

I can't recall how many times the
makcik cleaner saw my face today

Damn sleepy sia at werk..
Kan MakNenek!?

HAHA

Bye

2008-11-30T20:35:00.005+08:00

After gym session today, I followed Shannan pick up his girl at a nearby bus stop and we're off to Shannan's crib. Our plan today is to go to Wisma Atria and to Bras Basah Rd to check out Electric Guitars. Yeah, Im planning to buy one electric guitar, a Multi Efx and mayne a new Amp.

Well. here are some pictures the guitars and Efx that is in my mind right now

KORG AX3000G

Epiphone SG Specials

Epiphone Les Paul Special 2

Cort X-5

Cort G200

Cort EVL-Z2

I personally prefer Cort X-5 because of the pickups and it's affordable.
Plus, the guitar is so freaking gorgeous. HAhahaah...

So what, I am a rock star
I got my rock moves

2008-11-29T20:10:00.004+08:00

Thanks to the superbly pimped Nissan Skyline GTR, the egg-tarts are off my mind.
Other than this beauty, beautiful girls too do the part....
HAHA......

Today was spent accompanying Afad looking for external HDD at EXPO.
While looking for an affordable price HDD, we came face to face with this beauty.
My hand automatic grabbed my Lumix digital camera and snapped pictures of it.
I love her.....

Anyway, after much browsing around the whole expo, he finally bought a 250GB External HDD
I forgot what the brand is but it has security features and programs that are user friendly.
After that, we went the John Little sale next door. Nothing much but the queue for the cashier counter is farking long it's like Dbl O queue+Zouk queue+M.O.S queue= John Little Sale Queue....

Well thats it kids.....

Enjoy your Saturday while I'm at home enjoying Brazilian Food cooked from MuM.

Life of the number 36

2008-11-28T22:28:00.003+08:00

I'm so tired.
But
there's nothing I can do
that could help
me stop
craving for
EGG-TARTS

Anyway, If u guys are irritated by my "Egg Tarts", its cool.
The reason why I kept typing egg tarts is because I can't buy them
because time did not permits me to do so and seriously, I'm lazy.

Lazy+Idiot=LAZIEDIOT

2008-11-26T21:19:00.002+08:00

Today was half-half penat because I had finish my task at around 4pm. So I help others who needed my help.Well of course, being-a-pain-in-the-ass person, I helped them pick up one small tiny bottle from the location store and pass it to them whereby themselves picked like dozens of big loads. Then I went off to smoke (yeah smoke occasionally) at the smoking corner.

While I was smoking, I was figuring out this Security Guard infront of me. She's a woman, big size, wear scarf and smoke. But why I'm f figuring her out is because I don't know if she's a man or a woman. She has those fat pimpled masculin looks and horrible. Okay I'm sorry I called her/him horrible but its true! you know why?

She's Acting Sexy....

The smoking area will be fuul of workers espeacially man, smoking their black lungs out with coffee or redbull. And sometimes, she will join there just standing at the corner, smoking. And once I caught her taking a glimpse on a chinese guy like Laju giler punya. let saythe guy is sitting on her far left, she turn her head 45 degrees to the left and her eye-balls turn 90 degrees left oso but with full speed. She do it so fast that she could do that 2 times before you could say Egg-Tarts. And then she will like tarik her seluar up-up untill the pusat area and I don't know whether the belt area could touch the pusat because her stomach is bloated like Fat-Basterd frem Austin Power. But not that huge laa. And because of she tarik2 her seluar up-up, her seluar dalam terselit. And she's flaunting it. You know, you kinda one to take a card and *credit card* her..HAhaha...BUT, I think she's a man laa....HAHAH....Nvm...Hu cares right?

*******************************

Well, I have came up with a list of things I must have before February.

White leather shoes
2 pairs of jeans, probably G-star?
Long sleeves...I still want that DKNY green striped Sleeves..no more sia...
Wallet!
More shirts!
Electric Guitar, probably Epiphone Les Paul Speacials edition
KORG Gadgets.........
EGG TARTS!

This are some things that must wait long-long or any kind person could blanja me.HAHA

Pioneer CDJ MK 100.
Technics Turntables and mixer.
Alienware Laptops.
Electric Drums with Marshall Amp
Gucci Black Ceramic Watch.....sachOk sak jam.
One container of Egg Tarts.

Well, there are some other things though but the above mentioned are a must to have.

Life of the number 36 (kenapa lah aku jahat sangat...hu cares kan?)

2008-11-23T19:17:00.003+08:00

Today I went to my friend wedding ceremony and it was fun. Met some of my Army dudes that I have not seen for ages. Especially my *bitching* buddy, Armean. He is a cool guy with gayish behaviour but he's not gay. Just acting like one. But we have doubt about his behavior. HAHA.

I am so happy for my friend. He married his long time sweetheart and they both bikers. How cool is dat. I would like my girlfriend to have a transport of her own so that I would not waste my petrol money if she stay so far away like Jurong or something. HAHA. Now I know why I do not have a girlfriend.HAHA.

We eat alot at his wedding because the kuih-kuih like a lot sia. Got this one cute little Egg-tart and it literally melts in your mouth sia. I ate 10 of it. I action2 take three plates and seperate them accordingly like took them in intervals of like 10mins so that it doesn't look so "bo chui" (i just hantam the spelling) and gobble them up slowly and savouring every bite of the Egg-tarts. Wow, it felt wonderful like I'm the one sitting on the pelamin.

Anyway, I don't know if my friend is happy on his wedding day because his smile is like fake. Maybe in his mind goes like " sial peh Hafidz, brapa kali ni dia nak amik tu egg-tart?..nanti aku nak makan apa!??!" HAhah..MAybe only laa, But I know He's happy. BTW, it's free, Who care's Right?

Around 4.00 pm, Me,Shannan,Faizal and Armean went to lepak2 at Eastpoint starbucks. We chat about our Army life back in 2003-2005. We talk about how we really miss this friend of ours name Mirzan. He's like the joker of all jokers. He looks like Christ Tucker but has a Jim Carey sense of humour. We talked about the silly fights between our platoon mates, the girls we hang out....hehe...

And I'm jealous with Faizal now because he got his own car. He drove a Honda Jazz that looks garang in Black. My fave colour. It's kinda smooth but it is sempit inside. If bujang2 can drive that car laa, but family...nope. Gotta find a biggger car. I'll be taking my lessons soon. So, any pro's out there, teach me some of the theory pleeeaaassee. So i can prepare myself.

Enough for today, and tommorow will be a tiring day because shipment from U.S.A will be double because the last thursday, the shipment did not come. So I'll be doubling my speed for unpacking, picking, packing away locals and putting away goods and thankyou Obama for the double shipment.

Cant wait to meet them again next two weeks and of course my lady-friends too.
I will find a suitable day okay ladiieesss....

Don't you just love being single???.....hahaha

I'm starting to miss the Egg-tarts.......

Life of the number 36

2008-11-21T22:05:00.000+08:00

I don't belong here, I gotta move on dear
escape from this afterlife
’Cause this time I'm right to move on and on,
far away from here

2008-11-20T00:53:00.002+08:00

I've been Tagged by NanaSontoloyo

The rules and regulations:
1. Each player of this game starts off with 10 weird things/habits/little known facts about yourself.
2. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 10 weird things/habits/little known facts as well as state this rule clearly.
3. At the end, you need to choose 10 people to be tagged and list their names.
4. No tags back !

**10 Weird things/habits/little known facts about DaGueN **

1) For the past how many years of my life, I've been creating songs in my head and never even bothered to write it down.

2) Although I may be kechorable in msn or other chatting websites, I'm a quiet person in real life.

3) I always sing in the bathroom, even if it's for only a few seconds.

4) I'm crazy.

5) I tell stories with expression. For example, if i were to tell you about my Army life, be prepare for sound effects.

6) I shit for 45mins. 5mins is doing business, the rest of the 40mins are day dreaming.

7) I'm a funny guy? wanna hear my knock2 jokes?

Knock-knock!
Who's There?
The guy..
The Guy Who?
The Guy Who Shits For 45mins....

Ok crap.

8) I'm a irritating guy? hell yeah...

9)I read newspaper with a British accent..

10) There's only ONE DaGueN in Friendster. Cool or what?, and i don't even know whats the meaning.

10 people that I want to Tagged.

The
Ten
People
I
Want
To
Tagged
Is
Oh shit
Number 10 already!

2008-11-17T20:25:00.002+08:00

Another tiring day. What do you expect. It's Monday Blues.

Overall, work was good. But the only thing I hate is going back home. Yah, crazy right?
People of all ages and species love when it is time to go home but not me. Because why?
Because of TRAFFIC JAM...

Today was major. The traffic was packed with Bus and Cars...Of course laa. Duh.
My mind went crazy and think of negative things when traffic jams happen. Like today, my mind went crazy a lil bit. Let me tell you wat was on my mind just now when I was stuck in the traffic jam.

"Sial ah!, kanina kapper traffic jam dia?. Kiwak!, dah pukul 6.20pm siak! ni kalau lambat kan, mesti Gone. Turun bus lari ah. eh butO peh kereter! kiwak lembap siak!!! kan..sial lampu merah lagi!! eh jambu pe pompan kat bust stop. Dekni kejer mana eh agak nya. Eh sial ah, bus da bergerak pulak..."

Yup, dat is wat was going on my mind during the Traffic jam..
Ok lah, some part cencored. Well, I'm a men...HAHA.

Haiya..tommorow continue packing...wah....KNN again..Lucky no Jambu girls.

I'm single..Anyone?.....Movie Date?..heheheheh

Life of the number 36

2008-11-14T19:23:00.002+08:00

Yeah, I'm now officially a busy man! Now that I'm busy looking at code numbers
that even an ant can't see, now I know how painful it is. Yah.. the numbers are so small, it look like this>>> 23455543<<<, And one of my colleague brought a magnifying glass!.

Let me tell you guys about my job.

I handle Biotechnology/chemicals stuff. It's a dangerous job because 90% of them are flammable and there is no air con. There are Millions of chemical names that you can't pronounce and some of them have like only two vowel's but the spelling is 10 letters long. HAHA.. and I came across all sorts of weird liquids and powders.
One of it is Horse Serum.

(′hörs ′sir·əm) (immunology)

Immune serum obtained from the blood of horses.

At first I tot it was the semen of a horse. And at that time, I wanna ask permission from Boss whether i could take it home and sell it at eBay.

"BLACK BEAUTY SEMEN FOR $1000.."

I don't know why people like Black Beauty.
And Little Pony too....

Anyway, I do some admin stuff too.

The good thing about working there is that if you stress of working there and you feel like killing yourself, just open the refrigerator and choose one of the chemicals and pop it into your mouth, no need to be choosy laa because all the chemicals will kill you anyway, but choose wisely laa because some may taste bad laa.

And I met my East View Schoolmates there..haha..cool sak.

Ok lah thats about it laa.

Oh wait!!!!, I I just found out that there are cute chicks working at the same building!. HAHA

I'm Loving It.....

Life of the number 36

2008-11-10T00:30:00.013+08:00

Friend's Wedding

Nowadays, I see a lot of "Tarian Kuda Kepang" at Malay weddings. Maybe it's the in-thing or must-have-or-else-tak-POWER stuff and it's nice to watch the dances too. Especially if the dancers are B.E.A.U.T.I.F.U.L girls. hehe.

Anyway, the guy above there, he's my Army mate. And this coming December, another Army mate will get married and so on and so fourth...
Wow, one by one, they evolve from bachelors to family man and I'm getting old and one day, I'll be like one of them. Cool.......

That girl on the background, she's totally cute.
She's checkin on me and me checkin on her...
But Hp no. never take...
malu laaa
Btw, Thats Shannan....

Nice Hands...
not that I'm fetish though..
ridiculous right?

Don't ask

Don't ask again

Blaaaaaaaaaaa@Shannan's Crib

2008-11-08T03:05:00.002+08:00

Finally, my friend trial has ended. He was sentence yesterday around noon time. So he got himself a 1 year stay for two charges and 1 year supply of t-shirts and shorts, slippers and soaps and best of all, free delicious prison foods.

I think by now he'll be regretting pumping shit in his veins because he just lost his golden hair. Damn boy, that colour doesn't suits you. I hope he learn something inside. Something that is good laa but sometimes bad things also can be good things too but it is still bad laa but then again, as long as it is good, its good.If he still haven't change when he gets out, I'm going to pump real shit in his veins so that when he has grown his hair, it will be all smelly and shitty and brown in colour and that is what shitheads are.

So, other than talking about my friend, something or rather someone is haunting me back.
The past has come to haunt meeeeeeeeeee( try reading it with ghostly accent )

Of all people, whY? whY WHY????

Still dare to say you wish to turn back time? DEY, come on laa
Kiss my armpit okay!

Anyway, got one song from Aqua-Turn back time,
Nice song sia......

2008-11-05T18:23:00.002+08:00

A few weeks ago, me and my friend talked about how tough it is to find jobs these days and somehow I'm still jobless now because not that I'm not trying hard to find a job or I'm a lazy ass which sometimes I am but not always. It's because of my background and education.

So I open up a topic about how education plays apart in the previous topic we were talking about and I told him I am waiting for my N-levels results and he goes "ok laa, kau bukan nyer tua sangat". Oh, so now he's now talking about age here. So I told him that in my "school" there is a 50-year-old man taking his O's and he goes "kiwak! da nak mampos pon nak belajar balik??". Kinda hurt a'lil bit and I feel like i wanna punch his face until his golden hair turns blue and his face disfigured by my fist. Common, age doesn't matter right?, it's just numbers!. Look at how many granny and grandpa having their degrees right now?! and here you're talking about age. So what if you got O-level with distinctions but here you are joblesss and waiting for your trial and damn boy!
You're the one wasted dawg!

woOf woOf! ( let me tell u a story about woOf woOf later on)

But I didn't tell him what I typed above because he's hard to tame. Monkeys like these are egoistic. I hope he doesn't turn out like the monkey in youtube which ate its semen after masturbating. Kinda gross having a friend like that.

Ok now, let me tell you a story about woOf woOf.
Well, kinda short and it's a story anyway.
Here it goes.

Back in the Army Days, I have friend, who is my bunk mate and my platoon mate and also my section mate. He's terrible. He's not the good looking type but his face resembles 50-cent getting stoned and his hair is like the crown of The Statue of Liberty. Well, I just wanna tell you guys that he called his girlfriend "meOw meOw" and his girlfriend called him....yah.."woOf woOf"

What if it's a duck and a cock?..........

Boyfriend: Hi quacK quacK, u nga uat pe?
Girlfriend: eh! cocKe-doOodle-doO! i tak uat pe2...ahaksz!

The End

Life of the number 36

2008-11-03T01:39:00.002+08:00

Sunday was okay. Gym session with old buddy Shannan.
After that, we went to Peninsular Plaza to find his things, until
he saw an Epiphone Guitar which cost an amazing $199.00
Our jaws dropped. We went in, he asked the shop owner whether is it true or our eyes are playing tricks on us. It is true. We then walk out door, turn right and walk one round of the basement and came back to the shop and he grab the guitar and bought it. Eventually, he forgot what he wanted to buy in the first place. But it's OK because I can finally pinjam his old electric guitar! YES!!

Well, thats about it.....

2008-11-01T02:09:00.001+08:00

After taking medicine.
I'm
STONED.

What a great feeling.

2008-10-29T22:23:00.002+08:00

I realize that I'm on a
holiday...

2008-10-26T17:11:00.003+08:00

What do you call a guy that lost his way in Central@Clark Quay and never even bothered to use the useful directories or ask someone there to help him locate Club Marc store and eventually end up in disappointment?

The answer is....

Muhammad Hafidz!!!

I rest for awhile at Long John Silver, sms-ing my Lil sis on the location.
You guys must be saying that I'm really weird or whatever because I never use the directory for help instead, I go and ask my lil sis. But eventually, after masticating the Combo 1 meal, I look up at the directory for help.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

The store that I was looking for, that is Club Marc, is terselit at one corner.
Thats why I can't find it. They play loud trance music and you feel like dancing and it made me remind of Zouk, ZoukOut and so on. Once I'm in the store, I activate my tracking eyes on the target. And there it was. The white Loafers....

At there, sitting alone. Well, it's not white actually. It's more to white cream or whatever.
But then, I was disappointed. The TAPAK tak kene. It's black, spongey, the kind of material u find in an exercise mat and it's alil bit shiny. But overall, it's nice. The only thing that is off is the tapak. should be the same colour or light brown or something.

Club Marc is having a MAJOR sale. Most are like 50%-80% discount. When you look at the prices of the items, your jaw will dropped like nobody business and if you have a business, hire me okay?. let's say $149 is the u.p, the d.p is $49. How major is that? Super-duper-keduper Major.

But!, I did bought something!....
A Ear Phone from Philips!
hahaha, It's for my PSP.

Well, I ended my day by window shopping the whole shopping centre, plus Tampines Mall and Century Square. I'm tired right now.

Wheres the hell is the Canadian Pizza delivery boy?
I'm Hungry.......................

And BTW,
Nana, Club Marc shirts are so niiiiiicccccceeeeee....
The long sleeve shirts and T-Shirts...wow...

Life of the number 36

2008-10-23T01:01:00.002+08:00

Don't you just love chocolates?
I ate those after eating sambal udang.
See that? One piece left.
Attacked by my two sis and me.

Let me describe what chocolates are those.

The orange one is called Dark Chocolate Jaffa Cakes from
Mark & Spencer
It's a thin sponge cake topped with real orange fillings and coated
with dark chocolate.

The blue one is called Elizabeth Shaw Mint Crisp Chocolates.
It's a delicious dark chocolate with honeycomb crisp.

The last piece of the Dark Chocolate Jaffa Cake is now being churned by my stomach now.

Life of the number 36

2008-10-22T01:57:00.002+08:00

Today, a friend of mine is on trial for a drug offense.
Last I heard from his family was that he's now remanded
in Queenstown Remand Prison. His next trial will be on next week.

Some people are just so stubborn and and when it happens,
they start to think straight again. My dear friend here, just finish
his probation from an offense that includes booze, disco and stupidity.
He then suddenly get tired of these things and eventually found a new
stupid things to do, in fact, it's more stupider, DRUGS.

I heard stories of him inside and I'm like so sad that he turned out this way.
It started with one pill, then two, then u go from pills to needles.
A lot of people told me that, if you wanna be a bad-ass, don't be bad-ass
that involves with DRUGS. It ain't cool. Inside, people will ask you what you're
in for and when you reply you're in for drugs, they'll say "When you're outta from
here, you'll be back again!".

100% of them are amazingly, unquestionably TRUE.

And you don't wanna hear people saying to you stuff like that because spending
time in prison is worse already.

I pray that he learn some lessons when his doing time. Learn about religious stuff and how to control or manage oneself when people offer drugs to him again.

Amin...

Drugs ain't cool...
Don't be a Bad-ass,
Be a Good-ass...

Life of the number 36

2008-10-19T20:36:00.002+08:00

Just now, at my mum's house, I was thinking about something.
It goes like this.

Well, when we chat in MSN or sending messages through SMS, we tend to use shortcuts like 'wth', 'abt' etc...
So what if in face to face conversation, we talk what we type?

For example,

In MSN or SMS

Me: omg, I won the lottery!!
You: really??
Me: Yah!!, I won $10!!
You: wtf??

So in face to face conversation,

Me: oh-am-ji comma I won the lottery exclamation point exclamation point
You: Really exclamation point exclamation point
Me: Yah exclamation point exclamation point comma I won dollar sign ten exclamation point exclamation point
You: Double-you-tee-aef question mark question mark

Wow, cool or what.

I think a lot of stupid things..

Life of the number 36

2008-10-17T03:31:00.002+08:00

Latest Cars (New Collection) Awesome! - A funny movie is a click away

These are my girlfriends.
Especially,
The
Lamborghini Estoque.

2008-10-16T01:49:00.005+08:00

I ate one plate of rice with tandoori chicken and bottles of plain water.
Followed by two pills of amino acids.
When I type, I cough too.
Because I drank bottles of plain water, I'm full.
While I'm typing, I think about the beautiful kitchen.
I got sorethroat and when I speak, I will cough at the same time and it is irritating.
is, I think about the stylo kitchen.
I missed my electric guitar.
I'm still coughing.
This is the number ten.
Plus one and it's eleven.
Must I tell you how it gets to twelve?
You guys believe in bad lucks on Friday 13th?
February Fourteenth valentines day....merepek.
5 multiply by 3 equals to?
Ok .........

2008-10-13T03:20:00.003+08:00

First look: Look at those flooring's!

Second look: Nice sliding doors

Third look: I love the kitchen

What a hilarious time I had.

My back is killing me. Shall not do to much in the future.

Life of the number 36

2008-10-12T01:27:00.002+08:00

Wow, my friend did not called.
Relaxing at my mother house, waiting for his call.
Well, spend the day at her house.
So, no town for this Saturday.

Today is buying supplements day.
Great body needs supplements.

Life of the number 36

2008-10-10T02:35:00.002+08:00

Can't wait fo saturday!
No, I'm not going clubbing.
Duh?!
No, not meeting girls.
Just hanging out with friends.
Probably will shop for clothes.
Not sure where.
I hope that there will be girls with us.
Of course laa, I am male, takan nak belalai jek.
Boring siak kalau asik belalai.
Belalai, mana je dorang dapat tu word eh?
Andrianna,
Lyn,
I
Have
Change
The
Music
OKAY.
Eyna,
You're having your exams right?, goodluck and all the best.

No, seriously, what is the real meaning
of belalai?

Life of the number 36

2008-10-08T00:23:00.002+08:00

I wish that I have my own place. I really like those old-warehouse-turned-into-urban-home
where u could find them in the television. They are mostly found in New York i guess. I don't know.
The warehouse will be like big enough to fit probably 8 five-room apartment. I'm just estimating. It could be more than that, because from what i saw in the TV, they have a garage with cars lining up like they wanna race or something. The style part is that the garage is not separated by any kind of walls. It's like open and you could watch your movies,which is playing in the living room, from any one of the cars. It has a staircase that leads to a second floor which is as though it is hovering in the air but actually, there are pillars supporting them. Of course there are pillars! EDIOT. Anyway, the second floor consist of master bedrooms, guest rooms and leisure rooms or rooms that u can relax in. On the first floor, there will be a living room,kitchen by the side, toilets at the back, jacuzzi etc....
If it's my birthday, it will be a discoplace. Cool huh?...power babe.
So tune in to MTV Cribs to check my place out....

Haisz, I love to dream.....

Life of the number 36

2008-10-04T20:28:00.004+08:00

Siblings & Niece

Macam angkat anugerah

Keluarga 2008

This year Raya was celebrated without the presence of grandma.
So, we did not visit most of our sedara like we use to.
The "ask forgiveness" routine this year is so funny.
After every each forgiving session, we would pose like as though we were taking prizes.
It was so kechorable.
Next few days, I went to my cuzz Han house.
Met my half paralyzed uncle.
He's on the wheelchair, getting more boncet and still smoking Gunda Garam.
I am grateful that I could celebrate Hari Raya this year.

2008-10-02T22:28:00.002+08:00

Tomorrow is another dreadfull morning...
But after that I'm going to meet my cuz on my mother side...
It's good to know that cuz have their cuz backs.
I'm happy with all my cuz and I'm grateful that they
still talk to me eventhough I have left them for a long time
and not speaking to them for a long long time...

To my cuzsssss....
Thank You.......

2008-10-01T00:54:00.002+08:00

Sudah tiba akhirnya hari yang mulia, hari yang berbahagia untuk seluruh umat Islam di dunia ini.

Saya ingin mengucapkan
Selamat Hari Raya
Maaf Zahir
Dan
Batin
Kepada semua umat Islam

2008-09-29T23:47:00.002+08:00

Beautiful Voice Reciting the Quran - Quran - Sura Yasin +++ - Click here for the most popular videos

Hearing him recite the Surah Yasin verses 1-12
is an unforgettable one.

2008-09-29T02:33:00.002+08:00

I brought my camera along to Geylang today.
And this is the only picture I snap.
You know why?.
Well, as usual, my eyes are scanning around for cute girls rather than the "great picturesque" view of Geylang Bazaar.
Damn it's Hot and Smoky......

Today is F1 day and Fernando Alonso came in first!
That's awesome sia.
He's like my no1 F1 driver.
Well, bad luck for the Ferrari team though.
They piss anyhow without asking permission from the spirits I think.
Well then, thats about it....

Life of the number 36

2008-09-27T22:19:00.002+08:00

I will be label a crazy man by my Army friends if I tell them I would like to attend reservist.
They said it is the same shit like the usuall shit we had been through
I told them that that shit is fun!.
Crazy Assholes.
Yah, I really miss holding the rifles and the LAW guns while marching 10 km just to
attack an imaginary enemy which is actually fun thing to do.
When I was a Kid, I will imagined myself as a soldier like RAMBO...
Those were the times.
And when I was in secondary school, I joined NCC.
And I quit school as a 3rd sergeant.
In the other "School", I told my friends my Army stories and they love it.
They said that they love me telling these stories because I did it with body movements.
And it made the stories more interesting.
Well, I really do like the Army.
Well you guys can call me anything and I dont give a Fcuk About It.
Because I Like The ARMY!.....

And BTW, I haven't open my duffe bag for almost 3 years.
I'll bet there will be a rambutan three growing in there because if I'm not wrong,
I had kept a rambutan seed in the pockets of my webbing.

Talking about rambutans,
I miss them too.

The life of the number 36

2008-09-26T04:33:00.002+08:00

Today, I watched Spider-man 3.
Finally, I got to watch the movie.
I feel so happy.
But Peter Parker is still a mat kelepeh
when it comes to women.
There's this scene in a restaurant where he planned to
propose to MJ but eventually failed because some Hot chick
came over which happens to be Peter lab partner and started to talk to him
and asked him about a picture where the hot chick is kissing spiderman the way
MJ kiss spider-man Upside down.
And, when she walk off, MJ starts to kinda nag a'lil and Peter sat ther staring
with his blue eyes and go dumb like a stonner stoned thinking exactly nothing.
Well, then MJ starts to walk off, and Peter didn't do anything.
LIKE KELEPEH....

Anyway, I know I'm OUTDATED
But i love spider-man.
But spider-man have to be strong and not mat jiwangs.
I knoe Im not the director and Spiderman is not real,
but everytime i play Marvel Vs Capcom, I choose Spiderman.

The point is,
Tough Guys Are Mat Kelepeh.

Honestly, I kinda in the "no idea" mode.
So, please forgive me for making you guys suffer by reading this post.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA........

Life of the number 36

The crazy English Language.

2008-09-25T00:29:00.005+08:00

This is cool. I don't know if you guys have read it before but hell,

I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!

The Crazy English Language

There is no egg in egglant,
Neither pine or apple in pineapple,
And no ham in hamburger,
English muffins weren't invented in England,
Nor french fries in France.

We take English for granted,
But when we explore its paradoxes,
We find that quicksand can work slowly,
Boxing rings are square,
Cases where patients are impatient,
And you can lie while your standing,
Or sit while you're lying,
Has anyone heard of heavy light, by the way?

And why is that a writer writes, a singer sings
But fingers don't fing.
And grocers groce,
And hammers dont ham?
If the plural for tooth is teeth,
Shouldn't the plural for booth is beeth?
One goose, 2 geese,
One moose, 2 meese?
And why not if the plural mouse is mice,
The plural of house is hice?

I think all English speakers
Should be committed to asylum,
For the verbally insane.
In what other language
Do people park in driveway,
Have noses that run,
Be happy but not GAY,
When feeling happy is feeling GAY.

How can quite a lot
And quite a few be the same?
While a wise man
And a wise guy are opposites?
How can one hang up while things hang down.

You have to marvel,
At the unique lunacy of language,
In which your house can burn up,
As it burns down.
In which u fill in form, by filling it out?
Or sit up while your sitting down.

In conclusion,
May i say,
That the craziness in English,
Is a mere reflection,
Of the creativity of the human race,
Which of course,
Isn't really a race at all!

That is why,
When the stars are out,
They are visible,
But when the lights are out,
They are invisible,
And why,
When I wind up my watch,
I start it,
But when i wind up this Article,
I end it.

2008-09-23T16:22:00.004+08:00

THE USUAL'S

Woke up at 11.00 a.m.

From 11.30 a.m. till 4.00 p.m.

That is what I did today.
It's always the same routine.
Why must it be this way?
OK, I wanna sing!

Tell me why?
Ain't nothing but playing PSP
Tell me why?
Sometimes I watch DVD's
Tell me why?
I wanna do something that benefits me,
I need some
MONEY!

And for Daya, If you happen to read this,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

cool

Life of the number 36

2008-09-22T20:41:00.002+08:00

The story of 1 bat 7 ping pong balls.

This is a story about a boy love for 1 bat 7 ping pong balls.
His name is Ahmad and he was born on 4th July 1985.
When he was in the nursery, he could say the whole alphabet melodically.
His father then knew that there is something special about him.
Because of this, his father asked him what present did want for his birthday,
he said cutely, " Daaddiee, I wan wan baaaD cheveN ping pong ball"
His father said "OK buddy."
On his birthday, his father gave him his present and he like it.
Then, he was in the kindergartens.
In K1, he could add and subtract numbers from 0 to 50.
He is the smartest among his classmates.
For that, his father asked him what present did he want for his birthday,
and he said cheerfully, " Daddie, I wan 1 bat seven ping pong ball."
His father said "Ok buddy".
In K2, managed to add and subtract numbers from 50 to 100.
He is the smartest among his classmates.
For that, his father asked him what present did he want for his birthday,
and he said cheerfully, " Daddie, I wan 1 bat seven ping pong ball."
His father said "Ok buddy".
Then, he is in the Primary School.
In Primary 1, he was shy but boy is he smart.
He could multiply and devide numbers from 0 to 50.
He is the smartest among his classmates.
For that, his father asked him what present did he want for his birthday,
and he said cheerfully, " Daddie, I wan 1 bat seven ping pong ball."
His father said "Ok buddy".
In Primary 2, he could multiply and divide numbers fro 50 to 100
He is the smartest among his classmates
For that, his father asked him what present did he want for his birthday,
and he said cheerfully, " Daddie, I wan 1 bat seven ping pong ball."
His father said "Ok buddy".
By the time he was in PSLE, He did his Exams without any stress or worries because
he is the smartest among his classmates.
He got himself an aggregate of 290 for his PSLE.
He is the smartest among his schoolmates.
For that, his father asked him what present did he want for his birthday,
and he said cheerfully, " Daddie, I wan 1 bat seven ping pong ball."
His father then started to think,' why does my son always asked for 1 bat and seven ping pong balls? but he never played with them. He kept it in the store room. whY???'
His father then questioned him, " why did you always asked for 1 bat and seven ping pong balls every time for your birthday?" Then Ahmad said " when the time is right, I'll tell you."
SO he gotten himself a place in the Raffles Institute.
In sec 1 , he could solves mathemathic sums like a professor.
He is the smartest among his classmates
For that, his father asked him what present did he want for his birthday,
and he said cheerfully, " Daddy, I want 1 bat seven ping pong balls."
His father said "Hmm, OK buddy"
He was so smart in his secondary school that for his O levels examinations,
He got straight A's for his 8 subjects.
For that, his father asked him what present did he want for his birthday,
and he said cheerfully, " Daddie, I wan 1 bat seven ping pong ball."
His father said "Ok buddy".
He then sign up for a course in a Local Polytechnic
He ride motorbikes now.
One day he met an accident, it was the most horrifying accident ever.
He was sent to the hospital.
His parents were so sad.
He was their only child.
The doctor said that there is nothing the hospital can do because he was so badly burnt.
So the father ran to him and asked him to fight the pain.
But then, his son said, "Daddy, I think this is the right time to tell you the truth, I want 1 bat seven ping pong balls because I want to............................."

*ToooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooT*

He died.........

2008-09-22T03:04:00.001+08:00

BORED TO DEATH DAY!

watch dvd's time....

2008-09-20T22:41:00.002+08:00

Damn I'm hot..
I mean I'm hot as in perspiring, sweaty, a Lil sexy BTW....
OK, this month is the hottest month I think.
Because even though I'm typing under a fan ceiling or ceiling fan(whichever it is), I am perspiring.
And I'm perspiring at night time around 10.30 p.m. Man, global warming is behind this.
What have we done to our earth?

Anyway, tomorrow I'm going to meet my dear friend Shannan. Can't wait to meet him because it has been a long time we never met due to some circumstances. Well, he's going to lend me his electric guitar, so I'll guess my sis house is going to be a jamming place. well, I better say sorry to my neighbor first because when Hafidz meets Electric Guitar, the whole flats of Tampines will become rubble.........

Life of the number 36

2008-09-20T01:20:00.002+08:00

Today i went to the gym.
My upper body is aching like nobody business.
Aniway, I saw interesting people today.
There is this Chinese man, probably in his 50's,
walks like a gay men.
He then approached this two Chinese boy.
I don't know what they are talking about because I'm like
far from them but it looks like the man is asking the boys for some help or something.
But the boys looked like they are shy or somethin and just go away from him.
Then I do my own business lah, concentrating on my shoulders.
Half an hour later, I saw the boys again. They were exercising their legs in front of my group.
And to my surprise, the gay man is beside them. Doing his own business.
What I meant by doing his own business is that he is eyeing on the two boys.
And the two boys didn't know about it!The way he looks at them is like fantasizing on something *censored*
Then I talk to myself, "he is not a freaking faggot, He's a fucking pedophile!"
Then like a mami jarum, i go report it to my buddies.
They get excited about the news....
pfft........

Life of the number 36

2008-09-18T15:30:00.002+08:00

Okay, Magically, my network is working in afternoon today.
So I wont waste this opportunity to use the net.
So there I was Just woke up and my upper body is aching like hell.
It's been a long time I never felt the pain of muscle aching.
The last time I suffer the pain was in "The School".
Damn that was last month.
Time here fly so late.
Time back there more later.
Well, I'm glad that ¾ of it is over.
Hmm......
Today will be like any other day.
Maybe I'll go and watch some DVD's.
How about Lust&Caution?
hehehehe......

Life of the number 36

2008-09-18T02:10:00.003+08:00

Today is gym day.
Went there with two guys, obviously is my fren.
In the gym, there are a lot of teenagers sia...
Some of the guys are skinny thin and some are even worst.
Some I can see that they go there just to hook a girl.
Like wat the fuck rite.
Aniway, bikini girls are swimming in the swimming pool.
Nice view for a neighborhood Gym.
And there this cute Chinese girl being assisted by his boyfriend(i tink)
She kept looking at me,(shy leh)
So I eksyen do exercise laaa.....
Aniway, my body is aching like hell rite now.

On Friday, im going again.
Hope that cute Chinese girl is around......

Life of the number 36